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Post by Man in Black on Aug 19, 2007 11:43:29 GMT -5
Here's a list I found on another site to start this thread off right...Actual Newspaper Headlines Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Include Your Children when Baking Cookies Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge Gotta love that last one
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Post by Man in Black on Aug 21, 2007 21:51:43 GMT -5
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Post by Valentine on Aug 24, 2007 19:27:49 GMT -5
LMFAO!!!! I love "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" and couldn't agree more!
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Post by Drago on Aug 25, 2007 8:52:29 GMT -5
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges This has GOTTA be duct tape! Although I've never seen red duct tape. Hmm...
::scratches chin::
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Post by Man in Black on Aug 25, 2007 13:54:35 GMT -5
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Post by Xenopaul on Sept 3, 2007 20:37:44 GMT -5
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Post by 4C-696E on Sept 20, 2007 20:04:03 GMT -5
How about this 7-day forcast that was on weather today. It's not quite a news headline, but if the low for Thursday was accurate, it would be news.
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Post by Man in Black on Sept 20, 2007 22:48:20 GMT -5
YIKES!!! That looks like Armeggedon or something! I definitely don't want to be in Utah this thursday
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Post by 4C-696E on Sept 21, 2007 0:10:10 GMT -5
What's scary is that's the LOW! I just had to grab that image before KSL caught it and fixed it.
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Post by Xenopaul on Sept 21, 2007 10:17:26 GMT -5
yeah and notice that there is no friday
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Post by 4C-696E on Sept 21, 2007 19:32:45 GMT -5
The friday after 'hot thursday' wasn't forcast yet, so that missing is not an error. Though it could be seen to imply that there will be no friday after.
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Post by Xenopaul on Sept 22, 2007 14:15:45 GMT -5
The friday after 'hot thursday' wasn't forcast yet, so that missing is not an error. Though it could be seen to imply that there will be no friday after. there might be a friday after that but nobody would be there to see it
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Post by 4C-696E on Oct 9, 2007 9:23:59 GMT -5
I love Jay Leno on Mondays. He does headlines from papers, and ads and such. A couple of them that had me cracking up last night are these:
Dead man still dead.
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Hanging yourself can be painful. Let the pros do it for you.
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Post by Man in Black on Oct 9, 2007 17:15:52 GMT -5
I often see signs or funny headlines or even just hilarious misprints and wonder if I sent them in would Leno read them on the air.
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Post by qapollo on Oct 9, 2007 17:30:37 GMT -5
MIB go to youtube.com and do a search on Headlines with jay Leno...I think it was the September 17, 2007 show. He showed a 'Help Wanted' ad from the TDB on Mountain View BBQ in Columbus. "Butt Pickers Wanted"
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