|
Post by Man in Black on Oct 5, 2007 15:29:15 GMT -5
Post a situation and the next person will leave a humorous thing not to say in that situation... then of course leave a new situation. (You may give more than one thing, if you want to)
Example:
Things not to say to an IRS agent.
"Honey, when was the last year we paid our taxes?"
Here's the first...
Things not to say in jail.
|
|
|
Post by Drago on Oct 6, 2007 10:28:50 GMT -5
I'll pass on the obvious "Oops I dropped the soap" line and opt for...\
I'm tellin' the warden!!!
Things not to say to a minister.
|
|
|
Post by Man in Black on Oct 6, 2007 12:36:12 GMT -5
Your sister is smokin' hot!
Things not to say when applying for a loan.
|
|
|
Post by Drago on Oct 8, 2007 8:31:35 GMT -5
I hardly ever get fired.
Things not to say to a drill instructor.
|
|
|
Post by Hermy on Oct 8, 2007 12:21:06 GMT -5
What?
Things not to say to a woman in labor. (Sorry recent experience makes me want to know this.)
|
|
|
Post by BlackCat on Oct 8, 2007 17:24:51 GMT -5
When do you plan on doing these dishes?
Things not to say to your proctologist
|
|
|
Post by Valentine on Oct 8, 2007 20:30:55 GMT -5
So...how often do you wash your hands?
What not to say to your mother in law
|
|
|
Post by Man in Black on Oct 8, 2007 21:01:20 GMT -5
I find all your daughters attractive.
Things not to say an officer giving you a speeding ticket.
|
|
Viper
Sprouting wings
Posts: 97
|
Post by Viper on Oct 8, 2007 23:19:29 GMT -5
I was only trying to keep up with the police car in front of me Things not to say when you are stuttering in fron of a pretty girl lol I had to put that one happened to me three times.
|
|
|
Post by Xenopaul on Oct 11, 2007 10:47:55 GMT -5
you'd be even prettier if you lost wieght
things not to say to a border guard
|
|
|
Post by Valentine on Oct 15, 2007 18:27:19 GMT -5
Can I bribe you with tortillas? (or if we're taking Canada..."Can I bribe you with syrup?)
What not to say to God
|
|
|
Post by Man in Black on Oct 17, 2007 2:58:36 GMT -5
Did you really see me when I fill in the blank lol
Things not to say to Santa Claus.
|
|
|
Post by Hermy on Oct 18, 2007 18:07:07 GMT -5
You know, black is more slimming than red.
Things you shouldn't say to a two year old.
|
|
|
Post by Drago on Oct 18, 2007 18:32:18 GMT -5
Electrical outlets are fun to play with!
Things you shouldn't say to you boss.
|
|
|
Post by Man in Black on Oct 21, 2007 14:16:42 GMT -5
"I'll take the job" Things not to say to your doctor.
|
|