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Post by Xenopaul on Mar 28, 2006 20:02:27 GMT -5
Not really a game but I've seen this thread take off on a few forums.
Just make a stupid statement. It can be a quote or just something you overheard of thought up yourself.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
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Post by Man in Black on Mar 29, 2006 3:17:57 GMT -5
Great Googly Moogly
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Post by Hermy on Mar 30, 2006 1:02:10 GMT -5
Tricksy Hobbits.
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Post by Xenopaul on Mar 30, 2006 1:15:17 GMT -5
Meesa Jar Jar Binks
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qapollo
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Post by qapollo on Apr 1, 2006 0:18:26 GMT -5
Git-it-doner
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Post by Man in Black on Apr 1, 2006 0:28:19 GMT -5
Did you get your phonebook
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qapollo
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Post by qapollo on Apr 1, 2006 0:31:34 GMT -5
Lemonade in the walkin
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Post by Trinity's Sacrifice on Apr 1, 2006 0:35:10 GMT -5
Exactly! but don't tell duumaflotchie!
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qapollo
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Post by qapollo on Apr 1, 2006 0:37:19 GMT -5
I once found a quarter in the second grade
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Post by Man in Black on Apr 7, 2006 22:41:44 GMT -5
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qapollo
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Post by qapollo on Apr 9, 2006 0:55:46 GMT -5
So you say you don't say
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Post by Man in Black on Apr 9, 2006 1:37:15 GMT -5
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qapollo
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Post by qapollo on Apr 20, 2006 22:15:09 GMT -5
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE . The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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Post by Man in Black on Apr 22, 2006 1:10:22 GMT -5
what state is hi in the middle and round on both ends... Ohio
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Post by Xenopaul on May 8, 2006 12:18:13 GMT -5
Gas $3 a gallon Missiles $3 million a warhead firing one at an oil company... PRICELESS...
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